On Wife and Marriage - Fallacies and Analogies

• A Marriage is NOT two people becoming one entity - in a single entity, the left hand does not need to coerce the right hand
• A Marriage is NOT a Team - a team has a captain or a coach
• A Marriage is NOT about equality - men and women are different. Husbands and wives are different
• Wives are NOT logical when interacting with husbands - they may be capable of being logical in other things, but the rules change when dealing with husbands
• Friends, Girlfriends and Wives are all DIFFERENT and cannot be treated the same. However, they all share the same basic "Woman" needs

• WHAT ARE WOMEN LIKE?
• Women think like flowers
• Their highest priority is to think they look good
• Happiest when they think they are attracting as many visitors as possible
• Happiest when they think they outshine all other flowers

• WHAT ARE WIVES LIKE?
• Wives are like parasites
• They live off your resources for as long as they can, then produce children, leaving behind your dead husk.

• WHAT ARE MOTHERS LIKE?
• Mothers only think about their children
• Nothing else.

• WHAT IS MARRIAGE LIKE?
• Marriage is like catching a fish (The fish is your wife)
• You can eat the fish and stop fishing (What most men want, and do)
• Or you can put the fish back and keep catching it over and over again (What women want you to do)